We celebrated our birthday on Tuesday, and tomorrow — Friday — it’s time to give it up for America’s natal day. Ergo, we, like so many of our fellow citizens, plan to spend that day lounging around and drinking beer and scarfing hot-dogs from the barbecue. As opposed to fresh out of our Hot Diggity Dogger Hot Dog And Bun Toaster, which is how we cook them every other time.
So in honor of all that, we leave for for the long weekend with a nod to something else that’s timeless: Our Lady Of The Hurled Stemware, the one and only Joan Collins. Specifically, we invite you to witness the time her Dynasty character went to a honky-tonk bar during a jaunt to try and seal a major business deal, and decided to dance AND sing for the assembled grizzly cowboys — which, naturally, piqued the libido of one Dex Dexter, who proceeded to try to take her to the cleaners AND to bed in the same day. (He failed.)(So he did it on separate days instead.)
Yes, this clip — after the jump — actually aired, and no, the apocalypse did not follow:
If the dancing gets too boring for you — but it WON’T — then the song starts at around the 1:12 mark.
Have a fantastic long weekend. Or, if you’re among our readers in parts foreign, we hope you spike your Friday coffee with Bailey’s to make the day merry.
